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May 16th, 2012
01:10 am greyweirdo [Link]	Etiquette Regarding the Removal of a Co-Worker No matter what you’re working conditions, at some point it will become necessary to remove a co-worker from the coffee pool and most likely deposit them in a bog of some variety. Method of elimination greatly depends on your individual work environment, but needless to say an actual knife in the back is no longer permissible. Knives tend to cause a lot of blood, which only causes the poor, underpaid cleaning staff to have to work harder. One must remember that the polite individual considers those with a lower social standing as well as those of equal or greater standing. While it may be true that no man is a hero to his valet, one might be a hero to the cleaning woman and her services can become invaluable when disposal of a body is needed. In most office situations, a bludgeon is inadvisable as one needs room to swing, many hits may be needed, and heads do split open and cause the goo inside to splatter if one gets carried away. The grunts and repeated thunks of the object hitting the skull will also disturb your fellow workers. If one is considering removing a co-worker, that person has probably caused enough grief for the rest of the office and at least their departed should be quiet. In these quiet situations, a length of phone wire with ballpoint pens at each end for leverage makes a serviceable device to garrote your troublesome desk pilot. Simply throw the wire over the head, wrap it around once and squeeze until life is extinguished. The eyes will bulge, the tongue will protrude from the mouth and swell, but life may remain. Dedication is needed for such a job as this and one must keep continual pressure even after the victim has passed out. Once struggling has ceased, tying a knot into the wire to keep it tight around the throat is often advisable to make certain that all life is squeezed out. If one needs to ensure that no struggling will take place what-so-ever, a single blow delivered to the back of the head with something like a paper weight will often render the donut thief unconscious long enough to wrap the wire around their neck and tie it tight. When the troublesome ex-employee is dealt with, one may need to remove the body quickly. This is where disturbing your co-workers is acceptable, as you will need their help to remove the former seat warmer. It is considered bad form to abuse the corpse unduly, but leaving it in the dumpster is acceptable as practicality must sometimes rule the day. Share Tags: etiquette (1 comment \| Leave a comment)
May 15th, 2012
01:43 pm greyweirdo [Link]	Indy Each time I watch Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, I find that it's actually sort of okay. It's still the least of the 4 Indy movies, but it's not quite that bad. I don't hate Mutt, the bike/car chase actually works, and it's always nice seeing Indy doing Indy stuff. It's just that too many things don't work, and that fridge thing nearly sinks the whole movie on its own. (2 comments \| Leave a comment)
08:29 am greyweirdo [Link]	Picture Post #64 ( Read on… ) Tags: pics (Leave a comment)
May 14th, 2012
02:00 pm greyweirdo [Link]	Interesting Disney makes everything touch sensitive. ‘Virus-Tickling’ Device Creates Clean Energy (1 comment \| Leave a comment)
07:45 am greyweirdo [Link]	Goings on Just reviewed the 1991 classic Mobsters And we just started Chapter 2 of Twins in Death this week. (Leave a comment)
07:43 am retroflix [Link]	Movie Review: Mobsters Mobsters (1991/ Universal Pictures/ Dir. Michael Karbelnikoff) We’ve probably talked about this before, but movies that took place before the fifties and featured guys in hats doing guys in hats things were very cool for about twelve minutes when I was a kid. For reasons I’ve never been quite clear on, I was very VERY into the time era that went from the 20s to the 40s when I was between the ages of 11 and 16. Maybe it was an obsession with old Warner Brothers Cartoons, maybe I got a taste of some really good Film Noir, maybe I just liked fedoras. Who can say? No, it’s probably not just the hats, I think it has to be the time period. You can’t just say “This has guys in hats” and get me interested, but you can say “It takes place in 1935” and I am THERE! Case in point, this movie. I pretty much have to put this thing into context, because without context it almost doesn’t/shouldn’t exist and in many ways it fails to make sense on its own. It’s not a good movie, but it’s too well made to be on any “So bad they’re good” lists, mostly it’s forgotten. Again, without context, you fail to understand why such talent would go to such wretched waste. ( CONTEXT! ) Tags: 90s, gangsters, historical, movie, review (Leave a comment)
May 13th, 2012
11:55 pm greyweirdo [Link]	A few more photos ( Read on… ) Tags: pics (1 comment \| Leave a comment)
02:01 pm droewyn [Link]	Happy Mother's Day to anyone who has cared for something smaller than them. (2 comments \| Leave a comment)
04:57 am greyweirdo [Link]	Another set of photos. Mostly of things ( I am so behind on everything right now, you have no idea. ) Tags: pics (Leave a comment)
May 12th, 2012
08:45 pm droewyn [Link]	So this is a thing that happened. I was sitting at my desk, reading, when I heard the unmistakable Bad Kitty noise of claws on screen. I looked up to yell at Vienna (she's the only one with front claws) and saw this: ( Cut for space. And suspense. ) (Leave a comment)

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